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Location: Behind you with a gun.
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Current Windows Spoof Author list: Archon68 || BrokenVoice || Credited in Author Comments: zrb
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271 Reviews | 65 w/ Responses
Here's an "actual review" for the people who deleted my last one:
You really shouldn't post things that look good but are really scams. You got my hopes up that this would be an awesome game, but it's a big fat scam. Flash player 10 isn't even out yet, and your minimum requirements are way too high. I really can't review the game if you don't have one that works in the first place.
Author's Response:
Here's an "actual review" for the people who deleted my last one:
You really shouldn't post things that look good but are really scams. You got my hopes up that this would be an awesome game, but it's a big fat scam. Flash player 10 isn't even out yet, and your minimum requirements are way too high. I really can't review the game if you don't have one that works in the first place.
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I liked it, but I didn't get some of the jokes. And it was a bad Idea to use the computerized voice, because it sounds like something made by the clock crew.
Author's Response:
I think that was the joke. I'm not really a fan of clock crew films 90% of the time, but I wanted to make the punk-players seem almost un-human.
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Try adding some animation, because newgrounds isn't the place for slideshows. The information would only be helpful to people who haven't played CoD4 at all. It's actually really inaccurate because different weapons are better on different maps. For example, I wouldn't want an RPD in shipment, because it's a small map.
Author's Response:
Yep, totally, I agree with you, oh yeah, yep and did I mention definately?
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This was a really helpful flash. It made me see why some of my reviews have been delted. The only thing I would fix, however, is that the buttons are hard to see. Try making the text a bit darker.
Author's Response:
Yep, I'll get right on fixing those buttons ;)
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"Enjoyable. This has potential!"
I loved the Chuck Norris jokes! The only problem is that the start menu was hard to use because sometimes the icons overlapped so they didn't work. And the sound didn't stop when the X button was pressed. But, if you fix these problems and add more to it, this will be a great game!
Author's Response:
Sorry for not responding, i was mad that i uploaded the buggy version and
people voted and commented the buggy one, now i upoaded the fixed version
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Awesome test!
*And to all the people who say it is inaccurate, you didn't answer the questions honestly.
Author's Response:
Thats what i say :]
Thanks for reviewing man, glad you liked :D
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"Just another piece of spam clogging the portal...."
This is nothing...
He has no shoulders.
Music sucks.
The animation is just a simple loop.
It really makes no sense....
Author's Response:
The music is good and I think quite a lot of people agree
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It was a nice tutorial, but it wasn't put together very well. I definately was surprised, because I thought it was going to be a tut on how to click on the onion skin button.
Author's Response:
my dad also said" tut on how to click on the onion skin button"
haha lqtm (laugh quitely to myself0
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I agree with the 5 voter below me because the joke was only funny for a little bit. It was dragged out to make a longer movie, and if not for that, I'd give you a 10. But you get a 9, which is still awesome!
Author's Response:
Heh, I see there. Thanks for the review there!
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Bad audio... bad animation... nothing but tweens... 1/10
Author's Response:
yeah, you're right, it's mostly tweens... but give me more of a review. You can't just insult Pigletface like that!
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